Abject Terror prt III

Not afraid of the squirrels anymore, and it's possible those 450 lb jellyfish just happen to be a bit gassy. But what we should all be concerned about is that the world is running out of coffee.

A world coffee shortage is looming two years from now as yields from Brazilian trees dwindle and a global surplus in 2006-07 will fail to replenish stockpiles in producer countries, predicts commodity analysts F.O. Licht.

"In 2007-08, stocks could be at a critically low level," F.O. Licht managing director Helmut Ahlfeld said Thursday.

Perhaps it's time we invade Brazil?