Chucking Santa

If, after weeks of braving malls, stressing over gifts for people you rarely see, and spending much more money than you can possibly afford for gifts that'll be returned anyway, you feel a certain need for a release. Some way to cleanse yourself of all things Christmas related, well have we got just the thing.

(My personal best is 332.1)

(hat tip to my brother, who is too busy at work to bother with such things)