Barbie is promoting alternate lifestyles?

Who would have thought? As if American Girl promoting abortion wasn't enough, now we have Barbie scrambling gender roles as well. What happened to the good old days when girls made easy baked muffins for their black-lung pretend husbands when they get in from the coal mine? Why won't anybody think of the children?

Update: Ok, headline correction is due. Barbie still likes Ken apparently (though we haven't seen them together in awhile). She just makes the mistake of admitting that there might be gay children out there. Sorry to jump the gun.