My office rocks

So my boss hunts down Corrie's cell phone number from my emergency contact sheet, and arranges for her to come out to the end of an all staff meeting. 31 people all chip in for a HUGE cake, baby toys, outfits, and a diaper tree, the likes of which I have never seen. And how am I to repay this generosity? By taking over 2 months off when our daughter is born. Seems somewhat unfair.