Best Father Ever

Of course she’s going to learn how to throw a baseball, make pasta and a decent loaf of bread by hand, and the ability to disarm jerks with a rapier wit. That just comes with the basic father package. What we need here is that something special, something with a measurable Wow quotient.

We’re never going to be that family with the backyard pool that everybody uses. Nor will she look back 30 years from now on learning how to drive stick shift on our ’67 Corvette. What I might have to do to really stand out from the pack, to stake my claim to her affections years after she’s moved out, gotten pierced and tattooed, and has utilized her dual masters (modern dance and pre-reformation pottery) to write a best selling novel with thinly disguised parent figures providing comic relief…

...is to come out the gates in a BIG WAY. Think of it as the best birthday party every.


(Eat my dust Bill Cosby)