Overheard on the T

Teenage girl 1: I can't believe how old she is.
Teenage girl 2: They're going to be like 40 years old when their baby is 10.
....
Teenage girl 1: I think it's really important that my baby has a good father
Teenage girl 2: Yeah. I'll probably start looking when I'm like 20.

(Kids say the darndest things)