While we can

There is probably only a small window when new parents get to dress their children the way WE want to, before they get too willful. There’s a golden age when they can’t speak or even crawl away too fast, and haven’t learned about self-consciousness. Sure later they might resent this, but for all the expected late nights feeding, burping, rocking, and singing to them, I figured we deserve a certain degree of fun in return.

My only regret is that somebody apparently thought of this one first.